Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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