i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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