their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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