Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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