DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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