i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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