did you get engaged???
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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