She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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