I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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