You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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