You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize