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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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