There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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