5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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