Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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