god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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