Duck Duck Cougar?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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