Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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