I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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