Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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