I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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