When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have tasted many bathrooms
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
