pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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