O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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