why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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