some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just want nice things and good sex
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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