so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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