What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The ass gains better be worth it
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