girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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