Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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