so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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