she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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