i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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