Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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