i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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