Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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