How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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