If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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