Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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