Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He passed out mid-signature
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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