Do vagina's smell?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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