I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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