Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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