Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
