Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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