She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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