I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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