This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
