Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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