Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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