How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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