chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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