shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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