I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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