Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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