She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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